I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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