Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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