Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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