Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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