Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
This baby is an asshole
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I lost the right to judge tonight
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Randomize
