Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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