It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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