If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
