just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Randomize