We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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