i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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