no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just gift wrapped bread.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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