i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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