i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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