So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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