Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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