i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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