so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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