im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
