I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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