idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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