Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
