How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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