This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
