"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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