also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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