there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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