i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i believe in u and ur pee
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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