I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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