Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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