chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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