What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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