Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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