I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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