True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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