okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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