normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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