i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I have post one night stand depression
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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