just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
