You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Randomize