i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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