You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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