You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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