Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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