i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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