Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think I am morally bankrupt
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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