two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
i think my cat just said my name.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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