I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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