Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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