Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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