just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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