What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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