u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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