I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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